excuse me waiter where are my crayons
"suck my dick"
"nah sorry i have a shrimp allergy"
Can you imagine wings just being a normal part of everyday life like imagine
- Stepping out of the shower and blow drying your wings each morning before work
- Sitting back in a chair and having them flop over the back lazily
- Shielding yourself from the sudden rain with your thick feathers
- Waking up in the morning with bedhead and bedfeathers
BEING ABLE TO DYE YOUR FEATHERS.
They put Sherlock in a room full of women and made him say “not you” ten times and then, later in the episode he said “you, it’s always you John Watson” (x)
OH HOLY SHI-
take me to the mall
give me $2000